So, you want to start Bhakti? Congratulations! 🎉 That means Krishna has already sent you a “Divine Friend Request” — and trust me, this is one request you don’t want to decline. 😅

Step One: Realize you are not the boss.
You may think you control your life, but actually Krishna is the Supreme Manager, and we’re just interns trying to figure out how the printer works — pressing every button but still the paper won’t come out! 😂
(आप सोचते हैं कि आप अपनी ज़िन्दगी को नियंत्रित कर रहे हैं, लेकिन वास्तव में कृष्ण ही सर्वोच्च प्रबंधक हैं, और हम तो बस इंटर्न हैं जो प्रिंटर चलाना सीख रहे हैं — हर बटन दबा देते हैं, लेकिन फिर भी कागज़ बाहर नहीं आता! 😂)

श्रीभगवानुवाच
सर्वधर्मान्परित्यज्य मामेकं शरणं व्रज ।
अहं त्वां सर्वपापेभ्यो मोक्षयिष्यामि मा शुचः ॥

SriBhagwaan Uvachya
Sarvadharmanparitajya mamekam sarnam vraj
Aham tvam sarvapapebhyo mokshayasyami ma succah

“Just surrender to Me… I’ll handle everything. Don’t worry!”
(Yes, Krishna literally said “Chill, bro, I got this.”)😅

Step Two: Get your playlist right.
Forget trending reels. Just chant the Mahamantra everywhere — bedroom, bus, even during exams. (Warning: Don’t write “Mahamantra” instead of writing answer in exam, you may pass the entrance to Goloka, you’ll still fail in the exam and in the teacher’s eyes)🤣

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हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे ।
हरे राम हरे राम राम राम हरे हरे ॥
Hare krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Ram Hare Ram Ram Ram Hare Hare

Step Three: Offer your food. 🍎
Think you’re eating Maggi? Sorry, without offering, Krishna calls it “spiritual shoplifting.” 😅

श्रीभगवानुवाच
पत्रं पुष्पं फलं तोयं यो मे भक्त्या प्रयच्छति ।
तदहं भक्त्युपहृतमश्नामि प्रयतात्मनः ॥

Sribhagwaan Uvachya
Patram Pushpam Falam Toyam Yo Me Bhaktya Prayacchati
Tadham Bhaktyupahrtamasnami Pryatatmanah

Krishna Says :- “Even a simple leaf or a drop of water offered with devotion Pleases Me — but don’t forget Me at your table.”😄

Step Four:- Find Vaishnav Sang.

Alone = Doomscrolling. With devotees = Soul-Cleaning. Find people who say “राधे राधे” instead of “What’s the WiFi password?”

🌸 Conclusion:
Bhakti is basically Divine fun: Chant, Offer, Surrender, Repeat. And don’t forget -” Krishna is the OG prankster, so He loves it when you mix devotion with laughter “.